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Saturday, 16 February 2008
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Ok so I've decided that I'm not quite good at this whole blogging thing. I just don't have the time or whatever it is you need to keep this updated on a regular basis. Oh well, I'll try to every once in a while. Enjoy a few of these Office quotes as an effort to make up for my laziness in updating.
"I didn't go to formal business school, that is true. But in a way, I went to the best business school of all: Tony Robbins's Three-Day Personal Power seminar. Did you know, Tony Robbins's watch costs more than I make in a year?" -Michael
"Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast. Then we watched a medical video. Since then, it's been half-hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times." -Pam
"It's a real shame...but studies show that employees get more information about their company from water-cooler gossip than from official memos. This puts me at a disadvantage because: I bring my own water to work."-Dwight
"Pam and I are buddies.....I'm kind of her go-to guy when she's having problems...with work, or her fiancee,...or, well, those are pretty much her two problems."-Jim
"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head, you know? Tonnage price of manilla folders, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry." -Jim
"I'm a provider for my workers, i.e., family. I give them money.. I give them food-not directly, mostly through money. And I heal them. I'm in charge of picking a great new health care plan...Does that make me their doctor? In a way. Like a specialist." -Michael
Sunday, 03 February 2008
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GO GIANTS!!!
Monday, 28 January 2008
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So I've been on this kick lately where I'm always wanting a grilled cheese. I just really like grilled cheese sandwiches..... Mmmmm I think I want a grilled cheese.
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January 28, 2008 Office Quote "Come on! Six million dollar man. Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan, I deserve a raise." -Michael
Saturday, 26 January 2008
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Lost starts on Thursday!!! So Joe and I have been watching season 3 to refresh our memories in time for the exciting new confusion to start on Thursday. The season is only 8 episodes long, kind of a rip-off, so they better make it really good! I heard there will be a lot more flash forwards this season, hopefully we'll start to get some answers this season!
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January 26, 2008 Office quote "Today is spring cleaning here...and yes, I know that it's January - I'm not an idiot....But if you do your spring cleaning in January, guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything." -Michael
Thursday, 24 January 2008
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Sorry I have been behind on my daily Office quotes. Here's today's Office quote. January 24, 2008 "It's okay here, but people sometimes take advantage, because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends and you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules." -Dwight
Tuesday, 22 January 2008
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Ok I got my snow, now I'm ready to move on to warm weather. It's time for spring!!!!
Saturday, 19 January 2008
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January 19 & 20, 2008 The Office quote "This was an incredible year for the Dundies....We learned Michael's true feelings about Ryan. We heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs in ways that ruin them for the rest of my life." -Jim
Friday, 18 January 2008
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January 18, 2008 The Office quote "I don't need insurance. I've never been sick. Perfect immune system....superior genes. And more importantly, superior brain power. Through concentration I can control my cholesterol. Raise or lower it at will." -Dwight, on choosing the office health care plan
